Towelday and Haikuesday 5/25/2010

In memory of Douglas Adams and all his work, I've compiled some various poetry by him, about him and by me about his work. Enjoy!

I Teleported Home One Night

(From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg
 Ron stole Meggie's heart away
 And I got Sidney's leg.
 

Marvin's Lullabies
(
From Life, the Universe, and Everything)
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head, 
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night. 

 Now I lay me down to sleep,
 Try to count electric sheep,
 Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
 How I hate the night. 
 

Vogon Poetry (Ahhhh!!!)

(From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

My Favorite Part (by Me)
My favorite part

Arthur discovering flight

Then finding Fenchurch

Sandwiching (by Me)

Making sandwiches

Seems like an awfully good job

when you are lonely

-over and out-