Mysterious Mustache??

So now it is two weeks with no mustache, and I have to say that things are going well. Although I do have to mention that only TWO days after he shaved it off, I became deathly ill with the Bubonic Plague....or, it could be called a sinus infection. Whatever you call it, I was basically knocked flat for around 5 days, and I really didn’t start feeling well till this past weekend.

Then I started thinking about the last time I had been really sick, and I was having a pretty hard time recalling being sick in a long while. In fact, I had a strong sense that I hadn't been ill for at least one year…which was timed almost perfectly with how long the mustache had been with us! Had the mustache been a magical sickness shield hovering over our home? Had the mustache hairs that had stuck up my nose every time I kissed Daniel implanted magical antibodies directly into my immune system?

Such questions have haunted me these past two weeks.

Anyway…..I am feeling much better now, but I can't help feeling that Daniel’s mustache was a sort of "Force Shield" of health. And even though I cheered when he shaved it off, it seems that a little part of me (the healthy part I guess) must have been shaved off with it, and washed down the sink, most likely clogging up the drain as it went.

Either that or it was the zombies.

RIP Mustache

THIS JUST IN!!!!

Mustaches are officially out of style.

Evidence:

Obviously the shock was too much for him.

Goodbye Mustache Haiku

RIP Mustache.
I will sort of miss you, but
my nose is happy.

Go Blue!

Let's hope the Royals have Bugs Bunny on their team tomorrow!
Happy Opening Day!!

Meant to post this on Monday, but I've been distracted.....

HAPPY MUSTACHVERSARY DANIEL!!

Celebratory Mustache Poem

One year ago, on a cool March day,

A man named Daniel decided to play.

As he was in the shower, he said to his wife

Bring me a razor, a mirror, and a knife

She brought them to him and when he was done,

He stepped from the shower and yelled, "It's the one!"

"On my face is a mustache, its ends are quite curly,

The middle is long and it looks kinda squirrely.

My mustache is great and I'll keep it awhile.

I'll only shave off when it goes out of style."

****

When he wore it around, he received some stares

Little kids pointed and said "Look over there!"

Some people laughed, some people cried,

others suspected his brain had been fried.

But the mustache stayed on, in one form or another.

The ends have been curly, straight and touching each other.

****

And now it has lasted for exactly one year.

A proud day for him and he's made it quite clear.

"A mustache is a very grand thing to grow.

It shows everyone that you aren't the average Joe.

There's just one thing I really need to say,

Happy Mustache to all, and to all a good day!"

Love Me, Love My Jacket...

So my good friend Nikki had her birthday several Saturday's ago, and she just so happened to have an 80's birthday party to celebrate the year of her birth! Now I know as well as the next person that the 80s should never, EVER come back into style, but for celebrating one day, I'm all for going all out in crazy 80s style.

So being a crazy, fun-loving, fan of dressing up and looking AWESOME, my good friends and I helped create the most awesome thing that has ever existed: my beloved jacket.

Yes. Behold it's beauty. It says my name. It says 82 Rules. It has rhinestones and hearts and Bubble letters and stars and squiglies. It's THE most awesome piece of clothing I own, and I know that I am really not worthy to wear it. I love this jacket.

Here is a good front view, plus an awesome picture of my good friend Ashley. :-) She was totally rocking with a big shirt and big belt and some totally rad shades.

Brenda dressed up like the lady from Some Kind of Wonderful, plus she had a flask. Please look closely at the jacket and you might just see the shoulder pads!!

These two cool dudes are really just too cool for school.

The cutest couple I know....plus they look like they could totally do a mosh pit and be cool rock stars and such.

An awesome group pic that I stole from Nikki, but it looks totally sweet, so that's just how I roll.

Another awesome shot of my totally sweet jacket. And a great shot of Carolyn too. :-)

Seriously, though:

Jacket Haiku

Oh, oh my jacket

Comfort me with joyful thoughts

I love you, jacket