HAPPY MUSTACHVERSARY DANIEL!!
One year ago, on a cool March day,
A man named Daniel decided to play.
As he was in the shower, he said to his wife
Bring me a razor, a mirror, and a knife
She brought them to him and when he was done,
He stepped from the shower and yelled, "It's the one!"
"On my face is a mustache, its ends are quite curly,
The middle is long and it looks kinda squirrely.
My mustache is great and I'll keep it awhile.
I'll only shave off when it goes out of style."
When he wore it around, he received some stares
Little kids pointed and said "Look over there!"
Some people laughed, some people cried,
others suspected his brain had been fried.
But the mustache stayed on, in one form or another.
The ends have been curly, straight and touching each other.
And now it has lasted for exactly one year.
A proud day for him and he's made it quite clear.
"A mustache is a very grand thing to grow.
It shows everyone that you aren't the average Joe.
There's just one thing I really need to say,
Happy Mustache to all, and to all a good day!"