What should have happened: Yesterday I went home with the intention of making a great Haikuesday update, finishing my Luminaria for Belinda’s Relay For Life, watching the Season Finale of Glee and starting on a special project for Theresa.
What actually happened was this: Came home to no lights, no computers, no television, no internets, NO POWER. Sooooo we went to a bar and watched a baseball game.
When we came home at 10:30 we found the power on, but because I had to finish my luminaria, it took precedence over all else. I finished that at 12:30, went to bed, and woke up this morning to realize I had missed another Haikuesday.
My Conclusion: The heavens are conspiring against my Haikuesdays. Obviously they realize the power my little haikus generate throughout the world. Probably just one of my Haikus read aloud (maybe the one about Mr. Rhino) could topple the Pyramids of Egypt.
I have one thing to say to the Heavens.
SCREW YOU!
This haiku topples
historic landmarks just like
zombies gobble brains
-over and out-
1 comment:
Are you sure it isn't some sort of squirrel conspiracy, being masked by the bad weather? Because my dog said something to that effect last night at 2 a.m.
hmmmmmmm
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