Showing posts with label Haikuesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haikuesday. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Haikuesday Baby Day!

As many readers of the blog may know (all six or seven of you), my friend Belinda of Blogaphobia fame (even though she hasn't updated in a year) has been expecting a baby. And yesterday, after a good many false starts earlier in the month, she finally decided to arrive!

So today's Haikuesday is for you, Avery Elizabeth Potter. I can't wait to meet you, watch you grow up, and see what a beauiful woman you become.


One day we'll tell you
How the Olympics helped bring
you into this world

Avery Potter
Lovely - But you'll always be
Pepper in our hearts



Love you already baby girl!

-over and out-


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Haikuesday 10-18-10

Inspiration is eluding me on this Haikuesday. While I am still #FuriouslyHappy, I also happen, today, to be #FuriouslySleepy as well, and the two are dueling quite, well, furiously.

So while I'm waiting for my body to decide if I should pass out or start smiling, here's some of the poetry that has been interesting me lately. In particular, Sherman Alexie:

Monosonnet for Rodents, Interrupted
By: Sherman Alexie

The
Exterminator
Said,
"You
Don't
Have
Rats,
Sir,

I've only found three skeletons and a cluster of fur. No, I don't think you're paranoid. I believe that you've heard rodent noise. I think you're still playing host for those pests. I still think they're making their nests, but, sir, I've been down a lot of holes, and a lot of rats have been down my shirts, and you need to be told the facts. You don't have rats;

You've
Got
The
Ghosts
Of
Rats."

-over and out-

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Furiously Happy Haikuesday

So since last week's determined to be happy post, and a similar vow from The Bloggess (she created the #FURIOUSLYHAPPY hashtag), things have been going swimmingly well in the happy department. I had one of those perfect weekends with trips to the Farmer's Market, my favorite antique store, my favorite bakery, a very scary Haunted House , and a Sunday at the KC Renaissance Festival where I drank too many bottles of Smithwicks, saw a Human Chess Battle Match (awesome), and heard bawdy stories and songs about pirates at the Royal Smoker (double awesome).

And on top of all that, my chorus was named "Best Pipes" of Kansas City in "The Pitch" our alternative weekly newspaper. Woot Woo!

Deciding I will
be furiously happy
improves life a lot.

-over and out-


Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Happy Haikuesday

As I started out to write today's Haikuesday post, I realized I was planning on some depressing crap about how I was missing some people and there were some other people dying and how I was generally sad about those things. I wrote about three words of a sappy Haiku, then realized that this is the first Haikuesday of October. My FAVORITE Month. And October means that it's Fall! My FAVORITE Season! And Fall means: Pumpkins, Leaves, Apples, Tights, Scarves, Sweaters and Halloween! (In case you haven't guessed, those are my favorite things). So SCREW DEPRESSION! From now on (or at least until the rest of the month), Happy Beth will be in residence, and hopefully she'll stick around.

The world sometimes sucks
so shut your eyes and whistle
Happy Days are Here!

When I wake up
and zombies haven't attacked
It is a good day

Zip-up sweater, tights
Denim skirt and boots - Congrats
Wardrobe! Fall is Here.

-Over and Out -

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Haikuesday 9/21/2010 - Breakfast Edition

I've been inspired by my breakfast today.
Some say it's the most important meal.
On Haikusday I will not delay
My favorite morning foods are bound to appeal......to me. ;-)



PBW
Peanut Butter and Waffles
Does a body good.

Greek Yogurt. So smooth.
Where have you been all my life?
On Mount Olympus?

Blueberry Breeze Tea
If all the world's water was
replaced with you. Bliss.*

*But not really, cause that would probably kill the environment.



-Over and Out-

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Haikuesday Jazz 9/14/2010

rockin' pneumonia
Is never quite as fun as
boogie woogie flu

Listening to Jazz music this morning and attempting to make some progress on the pile of files on my desk. What used to be a small hill has now grown into what seems to be the Rocky Mountains. I'm really hoping some of this work will be done by the end of the day, so I'm keeping today's Haikuesday post short.

New Orleans Moment
Red Beans & Rice steams in bowls
Kermit blows his horn

Back to the grindstone or something like that anyway.

-Over and Out-

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hormones. We meet Again.

I felt good yesterday. A little off in the morning, but nothing a shopping trip, a delicious pot of chili and a brownie couldn't cure. Add a hilarious movie and some quality knitting time to that scenario and I'd call yesterday a great day.

Today, I want to stomp on the heads of little animals.

How does a body make such a radical change overnight? Today hasn't been bad. Traffic was good, I drove the nice car to work, and I even had enough sleep. Other than my crappy job (which always brings me down a bit, but shouldn't make me overly angry at the world), there's been nothing about today that has made me want cause harm to others.

And yet I've been on the verge of yelling twice, and I sort of flipped out already this morning. I do not yell. Yelling is not me. But today, I am monster woman. I am swamp thing come up from the depths to devour young teenagers and spit out their remains on my ever-growing bone-pile.

Thus, I am convinced that hormones are the ones screwing with my brain cells. And dealing with hormones doesn't leave much of a solution as to how to fix things (other than locking yourself in a room away from sharp objects). Mother Nature? What purpose do these ridiculous body chemicals serve? Does me turning into a giant Biatch somehow help out the circle of life? I really don't believe that was what Elton John was singing about.

Well, in honor of today's bitchiness, here is some Haikuesdayness:

i'm having trouble
making my Mind write poems
too full to extract


CLA-RAP. Loud noises
frighten my insides, but my
heart grows furious


And just to spice things up, I found this poem while browsing around The Daily Poem.I thought it was pretty appropriate to include with this bad day post.

How to Make Armor
by Jennifer K. Sweeney

Wear your bones like cold-rolled
steel, skin hammered
in brigandine sheets.
Pound leather and shadow
to a stiff segmentata.

Be corset-pinched.

Clad in devices,
night will rise like a wound,
duty bronzed to paldrons
hulking your shoulders.

When your bad decisions are fused
with chain mail and you're dueling
in the silence of thieves,
go at the world in stone.

Fear is a long-revered tradition.

In the carbon-dark, language
is harnessed in its helm
as "order" from the Latin ordo
means closed circle.

Be plate-sealed,
protected as a priest's halberd
wielding against a cauldron
of medicine.

Or lie naked in the dandelions,
pained with sensation.




-Over and Out-

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Snippets from a Fun Weekend

Just got back from a nice weekend in the Mountains of Colorado. Daniel golfed, I got to shop in Oldtown Fort Collins (my favorite shopping place in the world), and we hiked, fished, cooked and relaxed and it was all glorious.

And though I wished I could have stayed longer and not had to work, it was nice to be back in my own bed last night. No place like home, I suppose. :-)

So here is today's Haikuesday helping.


Daniel's Celebrity Commentary

"It's Crowe vs. Quaid!"
Supreme Court Decision or
Meg Ryan's Love Life?


Drew's Lament

He woke up singing
"It's too late to 'pologize..."
Now we sing it too.


Vacation Ends...

Napping on my couch
Wearing ratty pajamas
So glad to be home.


Also, Charlie has pointed out that I should have been happy in the last post because he and my sister are coming home. So just for clarification: I am happy. :-) Love you both and can't wait for you to come home too.

-Over and Out-

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Big Stuff

Yesterday evening I helped my sister-in-law make cute little signs for her Kindergarten students. We made a N is for Noodles girl and glued pasta all over with Elmer’s Glue. Honestly, if teaching was just doing arts and crafts projects and not actually dealing with children, I would have been perfect for it. Luckily for Hayley, she is great with the kids too, so she gets the best of both worlds. J

Hanging out last night led me to ponder a few big life moments. Hayley is having several lately. She graduated with her teaching degree in May, started her first teaching job a few weeks ago, and she and Clayton are expecting their first baby in January. Is it possible for me to be more happy for them? Nope. When I think about them as parents, my smile pretty much pops off my face and runs around hugging random strangers.

And the happy doesn’t stop there either. Another friend is having a baby in November (with a Baby Shower to be held at my house soon), and today I found out that a long time friend had finally proposed to his long-time girlfriend. Joy is abounding in my friendship circle. Hooray!

So in honor of the big stuff, your Haikuesday:

Clayton & Hayley
three hearts beat in time when
they are together

Taking the big plunge
Isn’t quite as frightening
with your best friend there

Wiping dirty butts
Cleaning up vomit and spit
Glad to be an aunt. ;-)

Also, did you hear we are famous? My lovely friend Kamiah decided to write her own Haikus on her blog, Jane Austen Never Prepared Me For This, and she was inspired by our Haikuesday. Soon the whole world will be speaking in short 5/7/5 syllable sentences every Tuesday! My quest for Haikuesday World Domination is one step closer!!

Mwahahahaha…hahaha….ha…ummm…..

-Over and Out-

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

A Haikuesday Bluesday...

I am having a terrible time concentrating today. So instead of putting on headphones and blocking out the world to attempt to tackle the mountain of work on my desk, I've decided to reinstate Haikuesday. Here are a few Haikus regarding why I'm having a hard time getting any work done today.

The Annoying Co-Workers
a set of 3 haikus
(By Me)


Want to whisper next
to my desk and drive me mad?
Great. The line forms there.


Ears hear: Murmering
My head thinking: Murdering
Can I go home yet??


Turn up the music
But they just raise their voices
L. E. A. V. E.

And...they are still there.

My self control is being tested today. Hopefully, this time tomorrow I will be in the office and won't be on the run from the cops for taping everyone's mouths shut.

-Over and Out-

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Power Outages in a Grand Scheme to Prevent Haikuesdays

What should have happened: Yesterday I went home with the intention of making a great Haikuesday update, finishing my Luminaria for Belinda’s Relay For Life, watching the Season Finale of Glee and starting on a special project for Theresa.

What actually happened was this: Came home to no lights, no computers, no television, no internets, NO POWER. Sooooo we went to a bar and watched a baseball game.

When we came home at 10:30 we found the power on, but because I had to finish my luminaria, it took precedence over all else. I finished that at 12:30, went to bed, and woke up this morning to realize I had missed another Haikuesday.

My Conclusion: The heavens are conspiring against my Haikuesdays. Obviously they realize the power my little haikus generate throughout the world. Probably just one of my Haikus read aloud (maybe the one about Mr. Rhino) could topple the Pyramids of Egypt.

I have one thing to say to the Heavens.

SCREW YOU!

This haiku topples
historic landmarks just
like
zombies gobble brains

-over and out-

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Towelday and Haikuesday 5/25/2010


In memory of Douglas Adams and all his work, I've compiled some various poetry by him, about him and by me about his work. Enjoy!

I Teleported Home One Night

(From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.


Marvin's Lullabies
(
From Life, the Universe, and Everything)

Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.

Vogon Poetry (Ahhhh!!!)
(From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!


My Favorite Part
(by Me)
My favorite part
Arthur discovering flight
Then finding Fenchurch


Sandwiching (by Me)
Making sandwiches
Seems like an awfully good job
when you are lonely

-over and out-

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A Quick Haikuesday (5/18/2010)

Lovely weekend for being proud of my family! I watched my Mother-in-Law get her Doctorate in Education on Friday, my Sister-in-Law get her Teaching Degree Sunday morning and my other Sister-in-Law graduate from High School. But because this week has been busy, I haven’t had much time for composing Haikus, so I’m writing these on the sly at work. Oh the joys of loathing your job.

The Three Graduates:
1 Doctorate
, 1 Teacher
And 1 on her way.

Work is hard to find
But calling them Jerbs, not jobs,
Makes me feel better.

Hearing my school choir
Makes me realize some things do
Not improve with age.

Okay, nose being pressed firmly to the Grindstone again.

-Over and Out-

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Fun in the Out of Doors, Surprising Book Finds, and Haikuesday 5/4/2010


Spring finally seems to be here to stay in KC, just in time for Summer to come and make everything unbearably hot. Gotta love the Midwest. :-) But because we've had such nice weather lately, I've been able to be outside and enjoy the season. One way we did that was by celebrating my good friend Ashley's birthday this past Saturday!


(Ashley, looking very no-nonsense and drinking her Schlitz Tall Boy)

After a wine tasting at Gomers, we had a wonderful day of Bocce Ball, Washers, Fake Tattoos, Chicken & Ribs (cooked by Tom), Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes (baked by me) & Dance Parties in the living room. All in all, Saturday has been added to my list of perfect days. :-)

(Carolyn, Ashley & Me)

Then Sunday, Daniel and I both decided to start living the Suburbia Dream and worked on the landscaping/lawn. I trimmed bushes, planted things and even put down new mulch. My back hurt like crazy on Monday since I carted around 40 lb bags of junk all day, but I’m pretty proud of our work, especially since I’m known among friends as Black Thumb Beth.

In other news (of the indoor sort) I have decided to read my way through the Top 100 Children's Novels (from the Elizabeth Bird's Fuse 8 Blog). I'll be reading all the books, even the ones I've read before, and here are some of my most recent:

  • When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead - WOW. I was amazed by this novel, and Daniel can back me up on that. I don't know how many dirty looks he shot me over the course of me reading it because of my frequent exclamations. "Oh my Gosh!" I'd scream, then when he asked what was happening, I'd just say I didn't want to spoil it for him and keep reading, only to cry out again in the next chapter. Read it and remind yourself why Kids Lit is wonderful.
  • The Watsons Go to Birmingham 1963 by Christopher Paul Curtis - I listened to the audio of this with Lavar Burton narrating. I was so pleased to read this funny, true to life, and moving story of the Weird Watsons, and Burton perfectly embodies the voice of the young narrator. A great read and a wonderful listen.
  • The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo - I had big doubts going into this book for no reason other than the previews for the movie made it look really silly (in a bad way). Thank God I picked it up anyway. What a lovely and charming story. I just finished this yesterday, and all I want to do now is eat soup!

And now...don't think I've forgotten that it's Haikuesday! I wrote both these this afternoon. The first was born out of frustration regarding ye olde crappy job, but the second is a sort of present for Jeanne at Necromancy Never Pays about a certain poet who didn't like us interpreting his work. :-)

Today - another
moment of pretending its
another - today.


Dear F.W.
your Verse opened up my mind
till YOU closed it shut.


And that's all I have for today. Enjoy the weather, enjoy life, and enjoy some Haikuesday fun!


-over and out-

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Haikuesday 4/27/2010


What a magical weekend! Our Spring Concerts for the Kansas City Women's Chorus were Saturday and Sunday! I have a couple of videos and pictures I will post on here when I get the chance, but for now, here are a couple of Haikus I composed about the experience.

Standing in the light
Magic soars through vocal chords
It's where I belong


taking the stage - soft
feathers float in space above
- light dances with us



- over and out -

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Haikuesday 4/20/2010 (Needing Some Instruction...)

Another day, another Haiku.

Work today has been rough. I've been having a pretty "Bi-Polar" relationship with my job for the past year (Up and Down Mood Swings). Lately though, despite paycuts and general unhappiness, I had been in the midst of an upward swing. Unfortunately today I was told that the one person that could have kept our company afloat is leaving, and with that news, my good mood left too. Now I've been staring at my work screen and wondering what to do (both in terms of job and the work I'm supposed to be accomplishing). I know I need to leave this dead end job, and I've known this for a long time, but I just hate having the fact reinforced so blatantly.

So since I'm getting ready to start up the job search, I've written a couple of haikus to commemorate the occasion.

Bob (by me)
Bob can be happy
With only baseball and beer
Why do I need more?

The Hunt (by me)
I am now convinced
The greatest of Grimm's fables
Is the perfect job.


And because I've been feeling a little lost all day, I thought I'd include "Instructions" by Neil Gaiman in today's post. The poem was recently made into a picture book with illustrations by Charles Vess, and it's definitely worth picking up. The illustrations are beautiful and you can purchase it on Amazon here.

Instructions (by Neil Gaiman)
Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never
saw before.
Say "please" before you open the latch,
go through,
walk down the path.
A red metal imp hangs from the green-painted
front door,
as a knocker,
do not touch it; it will bite your fingers.
Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat
nothing.
However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,
feed it.
If it tells you that it is dirty,
clean it.
If it cries to you that it hurts,
if you can,
ease its pain.

From the back garden you will be able to see the
wild wood.
The deep well you walk past leads to Winter's
realm;
there is another land at the bottom of it.
If you turn around here,
you can walk back, safely;
you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.

Once through the garden you will be in the
wood.
The trees are old. Eyes peer from the under-
growth.
Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman. She
may ask for something;
give it to her. She
will point the way to the castle.
Inside it are three princesses.
Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.
In the clearing beyond the castle the twelve
months sit about a fire,
warming their feet, exchanging tales.
They may do favors for you, if you are polite.
You may pick strawberries in December's frost.
Trust the wolves, but do not tell them where
you are going.
The river can be crossed by the ferry. The ferry-
man will take you.
(The answer to his question is this:
If he hands the oar to his passenger, he will be free to
leave the boat.

Only tell him this from a safe distance.)

If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that
witches are often betrayed by their appetites;
dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;
hearts can be well-hidden,
and you betray them with your tongue.

Do not be jealous of your sister.
Know that diamonds and roses
are as uncomfortable when they tumble from
one's lips as toads and frogs:
colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.

Remember your name.
Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.
Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped
to help you in their turn.
Trust dreams.
Trust your heart, and trust your story.
When you come back, return the way you came.
Favors will be returned, debts will be repaid.
Do not forget your manners.
Do not look back.
Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall).
Ride the silver fish (you will not drown).
Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur).

There is a worm at the heart of the tower; that is
why it will not stand.

When you reach the little house, the place your
journey started,
you will recognize it, although it will seem
much smaller than you remember.
Walk up the path, and through the garden gate
you never saw before but once.
And then go home. Or make a home.
And rest.

I have always loved the line about "Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall). Ride the silver fish (you will not drown). Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur)." How wonderful it would be to have my own guidebook and a reassuring voice in life right about now.

Anyone else in need of some guidance lately, and have you had any luck finding it?

-Over and out-

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Haikuesday 4/13/2010

Another Tuesday is happening as we speak, and that means more Haikus for your viewing pleasure. I’m also linking over to one of Jeanne’s recent posts on her blog Necromancy Never Pays. She has a really excellent poem posted there, and it is just plain awesome.

So without further ado, Haikuesday awaits:

Chorus Rehearsal (by me)

We sang – danced - chatted
Hugged and laughed and made mistakes
Last night at practice

Learning Choral-ography
Right arm first, then Rock
Bounce right, and try to avoid
a hit in the face

And please if you are local, check out the Kansas City Women’s Chorus and come see us sing next weekend (April 24/25). It’s gonna be an awesome show!

http://www.kcwomenschorus.org/

And now for the link to Jeanne’s blog post.

Please head over there and read the excellent poem: Such Sweet Sorrow - by Ethan Coen

And that's all I have for this Haikuesday!

- Over and Out -