Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Haikuesday Baby Day!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Haikuesday 10-18-10
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Furiously Happy Haikuesday
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Happy Haikuesday
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Haikuesday 9/21/2010 - Breakfast Edition
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Haikuesday Jazz 9/14/2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Hormones. We meet Again.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Snippets from a Fun Weekend
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
The Big Stuff
Yesterday evening I helped my sister-in-law make cute little signs for her Kindergarten students. We made a N is for Noodles girl and glued pasta all over with Elmer’s Glue. Honestly, if teaching was just doing arts and crafts projects and not actually dealing with children, I would have been perfect for it. Luckily for Hayley, she is great with the kids too, so she gets the best of both worlds. J
Hanging out last night led me to ponder a few big life moments. Hayley is having several lately. She graduated with her teaching degree in May, started her first teaching job a few weeks ago, and she and Clayton are expecting their first baby in January. Is it possible for me to be more happy for them? Nope. When I think about them as parents, my smile pretty much pops off my face and runs around hugging random strangers.
And the happy doesn’t stop there either. Another friend is having a baby in November (with a Baby Shower to be held at my house soon), and today I found out that a long time friend had finally proposed to his long-time girlfriend. Joy is abounding in my friendship circle. Hooray!
So in honor of the big stuff, your Haikuesday:
Clayton & Hayley
three hearts beat in time when
they are together
Taking the big plunge
Isn’t quite as frightening
with your best friend there
Wiping dirty butts
Cleaning up vomit and spit
Glad to be an aunt. ;-)
Also, did you hear we are famous? My lovely friend Kamiah decided to write her own Haikus on her blog, Jane Austen Never Prepared Me For This, and she was inspired by our Haikuesday. Soon the whole world will be speaking in short 5/7/5 syllable sentences every Tuesday! My quest for Haikuesday World Domination is one step closer!!
Mwahahahaha…hahaha….ha…ummm…..
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
A Haikuesday Bluesday...
I am having a terrible time concentrating today. So instead of putting on headphones and blocking out the world to attempt to tackle the mountain of work on my desk, I've decided to reinstate Haikuesday. Here are a few Haikus regarding why I'm having a hard time getting any work done today.
The Annoying Co-Workers
a set of 3 haikus
(By Me)
And...they are still there.
My self control is being tested today. Hopefully, this time tomorrow I will be in the office and won't be on the run from the cops for taping everyone's mouths shut.
-Over and Out-
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Power Outages in a Grand Scheme to Prevent Haikuesdays
What should have happened: Yesterday I went home with the intention of making a great Haikuesday update, finishing my Luminaria for Belinda’s Relay For Life, watching the Season Finale of Glee and starting on a special project for Theresa.
What actually happened was this: Came home to no lights, no computers, no television, no internets, NO POWER. Sooooo we went to a bar and watched a baseball game.
When we came home at 10:30 we found the power on, but because I had to finish my luminaria, it took precedence over all else. I finished that at 12:30, went to bed, and woke up this morning to realize I had missed another Haikuesday.
My Conclusion: The heavens are conspiring against my Haikuesdays. Obviously they realize the power my little haikus generate throughout the world. Probably just one of my Haikus read aloud (maybe the one about Mr. Rhino) could topple the Pyramids of Egypt.
I have one thing to say to the Heavens.
SCREW YOU!
This haiku topples
historic landmarks just like
zombies gobble brains
-over and out-
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Towelday and Haikuesday 5/25/2010

I Teleported Home One Night
(From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
(From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
Marvin's Lullabies
(From Life, the Universe, and Everything)
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
My Favorite Part (by Me)
My favorite part
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
A Quick Haikuesday (5/18/2010)
Lovely weekend for being proud of my family! I watched my Mother-in-Law get her Doctorate in Education on Friday, my Sister-in-Law get her Teaching Degree Sunday morning and my other Sister-in-Law graduate from High School. But because this week has been busy, I haven’t had much time for composing Haikus, so I’m writing these on the sly at work. Oh the joys of loathing your job.
The Three Graduates:
1 Doctorate, 1 Teacher
And 1 on her way.
Work is hard to find
But calling them Jerbs, not jobs,
Makes me feel better.
Hearing my school choir
Makes me realize some things do
Not improve with age.
Okay, nose being pressed firmly to the Grindstone again.
-Over and Out-
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Fun in the Out of Doors, Surprising Book Finds, and Haikuesday 5/4/2010
(Carolyn, Ashley & Me)
Then Sunday, Daniel and I both decided to start living the Suburbia Dream and worked on the landscaping/lawn. I trimmed bushes, planted things and even put down new mulch. My back hurt like crazy on Monday since I carted around 40 lb bags of junk all day, but I’m pretty proud of our work, especially since I’m known among friends as Black Thumb Beth.
In other news (of the indoor sort) I have decided to read my way through the Top 100 Children's Novels (from the Elizabeth Bird's Fuse 8 Blog). I'll be reading all the books, even the ones I've read before, and here are some of my most recent:
- When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead - WOW. I was amazed by this novel, and Daniel can back me up on that. I don't know how many dirty looks he shot me over the course of me reading it because of my frequent exclamations. "Oh my Gosh!" I'd scream, then when he asked what was happening, I'd just say I didn't want to spoil it for him and keep reading, only to cry out again in the next chapter. Read it and remind yourself why Kids Lit is wonderful.
- The Watsons Go to Birmingham 1963 by Christopher Paul Curtis - I listened to the audio of this with Lavar Burton narrating. I was so pleased to read this funny, true to life, and moving story of the Weird Watsons, and Burton perfectly embodies the voice of the young narrator. A great read and a wonderful listen.
- The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo - I had big doubts going into this book for no reason other than the previews for the movie made it look really silly (in a bad way). Thank God I picked it up anyway. What a lovely and charming story. I just finished this yesterday, and all I want to do now is eat soup!
And now...don't think I've forgotten that it's Haikuesday! I wrote both these this afternoon. The first was born out of frustration regarding ye olde crappy job, but the second is a sort of present for Jeanne at Necromancy Never Pays about a certain poet who didn't like us interpreting his work. :-)
And that's all I have for today. Enjoy the weather, enjoy life, and enjoy some Haikuesday fun!
-over and out-
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Haikuesday 4/27/2010

Standing in the light
Magic soars through vocal chords
It's where I belong
taking the stage - soft
feathers float in space above
- light dances with us
- over and out -
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Haikuesday 4/20/2010 (Needing Some Instruction...)
Work today has been rough. I've been having a pretty "Bi-Polar" relationship with my job for the past year (Up and Down Mood Swings). Lately though, despite paycuts and general unhappiness, I had been in the midst of an upward swing. Unfortunately today I was told that the one person that could have kept our company afloat is leaving, and with that news, my good mood left too. Now I've been staring at my work screen and wondering what to do (both in terms of job and the work I'm supposed to be accomplishing). I know I need to leave this dead end job, and I've known this for a long time, but I just hate having the fact reinforced so blatantly.
So since I'm getting ready to start up the job search, I've written a couple of haikus to commemorate the occasion.
Bob (by me)
Bob can be happy
With only baseball and beer
Why do I need more?
The Hunt (by me)
I am now convinced
The greatest of Grimm's fables
Is the perfect job.
And because I've been feeling a little lost all day, I thought I'd include "Instructions" by Neil Gaiman in today's post. The poem was recently made into a picture book with illustrations by Charles Vess, and it's definitely worth picking up. The illustrations are beautiful and you can purchase it on Amazon here.
Instructions (by Neil Gaiman)
Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never
saw before.
Say "please" before you open the latch,
go through,
walk down the path.
A red metal imp hangs from the green-painted
front door,
as a knocker,
do not touch it; it will bite your fingers.
Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat
nothing.
However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,
feed it.
If it tells you that it is dirty,
clean it.
If it cries to you that it hurts,
if you can,
ease its pain.
From the back garden you will be able to see the
wild wood.
The deep well you walk past leads to Winter's
realm;
there is another land at the bottom of it.
If you turn around here,
you can walk back, safely;
you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.
Once through the garden you will be in the
wood.
The trees are old. Eyes peer from the under-
growth.
Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman. She
may ask for something;
give it to her. She
will point the way to the castle.
Inside it are three princesses.
Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.
In the clearing beyond the castle the twelve
months sit about a fire,
warming their feet, exchanging tales.
They may do favors for you, if you are polite.
You may pick strawberries in December's frost.
Trust the wolves, but do not tell them where
you are going.
The river can be crossed by the ferry. The ferry-
man will take you.
(The answer to his question is this:
If he hands the oar to his passenger, he will be free to
leave the boat.
Only tell him this from a safe distance.)
If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that
witches are often betrayed by their appetites;
dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;
hearts can be well-hidden,
and you betray them with your tongue.
Do not be jealous of your sister.
Know that diamonds and roses
are as uncomfortable when they tumble from
one's lips as toads and frogs:
colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.
Remember your name.
Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.
Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped
to help you in their turn.
Trust dreams.
Trust your heart, and trust your story.
When you come back, return the way you came.
Favors will be returned, debts will be repaid.
Do not forget your manners.
Do not look back.
Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall).
Ride the silver fish (you will not drown).
Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur).
There is a worm at the heart of the tower; that is
why it will not stand.
When you reach the little house, the place your
journey started,
you will recognize it, although it will seem
much smaller than you remember.
Walk up the path, and through the garden gate
you never saw before but once.
And then go home. Or make a home.
And rest.
I have always loved the line about "Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall). Ride the silver fish (you will not drown). Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur)." How wonderful it would be to have my own guidebook and a reassuring voice in life right about now.
Anyone else in need of some guidance lately, and have you had any luck finding it?
-Over and out-
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Haikuesday 4/13/2010
Another Tuesday is happening as we speak, and that means more Haikus for your viewing pleasure. I’m also linking over to one of Jeanne’s recent posts on her blog Necromancy Never Pays. She has a really excellent poem posted there, and it is just plain awesome.
So without further ado, Haikuesday awaits:
Chorus Rehearsal (by me)
We sang – danced - chatted
Hugged and laughed and made mistakes
Last night at practice
Learning Choral-ography
Right arm first, then Rock
Bounce right, and try to avoid
a hit in the face
Please head over there and read the excellent poem: Such Sweet Sorrow - by Ethan Coen
- Over and Out -